Lemonade Diet Day 1

Ladies and gentleman....

for those of you who do not know, today is the first day on my detox journey. I have amassed all the necessary materials for my detox and am patiently awaiting to inherit my Beyonce body....

well, maybe not.

The purpose of the diet is to detox, which I could surely use after 9 months of alcohol, $.35 wings, spinach dip, and happy hour foods.

But most importantly, I just finished one of the roughest semesters of adult life and the stress and all the bullship that has happened this far in 2009 has surely built a muddy bank against the walls of my colon.

So far....

SO GOOD.