Internet Connection is bad...

I haven't given an update in a few days because the internet connection has been so bad. I'll recap quickly and hopefully tomorrow I can deliver a better analysis of my time here.

5. Today I held a $1300 bottle of wine (vintage 1956).

4. Dinner cannot last less than 3 hours during this trip.

3. I could listen to waves all day everyday. The most soothing sound ever. (authentic) Those Sounds of the Ocean CDS would never cut the cake.

2. I ate lunch at the beach bar today. I ate a tuna sandwich with a pineapple coconut coleslaw. Mims "This is Why I'm Hot" played in the background.

1. Me & Bacon = Fatal Attraction

I'm learning so much while being here. I can't wait to further cultivate the relationships that I have developed here. (seriously)

Oh yeah, I have to blog about the near death experience. Don't worry, trust me, I will not forget.